Monthly Archives: May 2013

Paging John Connor

I’m getting out of bed when a call comes in. I hate morning phone calls. We don’t have a phone in the bedroom, and as it happens I’m in the middle of getting dressed. The phone number is unfamiliar; it … Continue reading

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Oh I wish Oscar Mayer didn’t suck

The Oscar Mayer company is introducing a new bacon hot dog. Normally, I’d jump for joy at news like this. I mean, it sounds kind of weird, but I’m sure I’d like it under ordinary circumstances. There’s just one catch: … Continue reading

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Return to Gray Area

I was going to rewrite a fantasy novel I first wrote in college. Really, I had every intention. I started and everything. The problem was the tone; it was completely off what I wanted it to be, and that was … Continue reading

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Zoo day 2013

Today, I finally had a long-delayed zoo day. It was long-delayed by the weather, which sucked up until just recently. As it turned out my wife was able to come along on this one, and both my parents went with … Continue reading

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