Clickbait music must die


When I become a supervillain, I will criminalize the use of a ukulele or glockenspiel in the backing track to any new online video or any advertisement. (Exceptions will only be made when thematically justified, e.g. a luau.) Using either one will bring down a hefty fine in the neighborhood of $100K or a public flogging, or both. Using both: death.

About Lummox JR

Aspiring to be a beloved supervillain
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