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Speaking of jewels we can’t get rid of…

Holy crap on a cracker. Jewel has her second Christmas album coming out this month. As the bowl of petunias said: Oh no, not again. Jewel is a fine artist, but her first Christmas album was to Christmas music what … Continue reading

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Not yet! I’m not ready!

My brain is trying to get me to listen to Christmas music. And I’m like, “No, brain, it’s 11 more days till November from right now. You have to wait.” Perhaps it’s that this year has come with a great … Continue reading

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Avicii delenda est

Avicii has managed to accomplish a pretty amazing feat: He leaped instantly from knowing nothing about him to a full 10 NM (that is, the benchmark of the Nicki Minaj rage scale) in just a few seconds. Even the lead … Continue reading

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Pointless controversy: Super Bowl XXXI had the best halftime show ever

The Super Bowl, hereafter spelled Superbowl because I’m lazy and I also think that’s the way it should be spelled anyway, has had an alarming number of truly terrible halftime shows. Looking through the history of them on Wikipedia is … Continue reading

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I know just where to put that Idol

When I said I made no resolutions for the new year, that wasn’t entirely correct. I did resolve something, but I resolved it about a year ago. It was that I’d be giving up on American Idol. I tried to … Continue reading

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The radio is hoarse

Has anyone figured out why Ellie Goulding is played on the radio yet? Or on TV? Or is famous at all? I thought having one Macy Gray was bad enough. What’s with this new trend favoring raspy-voiced singers? It’s annoying, … Continue reading

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7 songs that Christmas radio mixes need to stop playing forever

Awhile back I had a notion of writing an article for Cracked. They like this list format, and I had just the idea. Unfortunately I soon realized that this was more of an opinion list, and wouldn’t make the cut. … Continue reading

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