Tag Archives: short form

Nationwide is on my List

When I become a supervillain, the execs at Nationwide responsible and the stupid, stupid, stupid stupid stupid ad agency responsible for making that hideous dead kid commercial and showing it during the Superbowl will be brought to justice. This is … Continue reading

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Enough with the Tapatalk

If you use Tapatalk to post on forums online, turn off the signature feature. Turn it the frell off. You’re adding crap to the messages for no reason, and secretly everyone wants to hit you with a rock. Update: If … Continue reading

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Cube steak sous vide attempt #1 verdict

Today I made my favorite cube steak sandwich, a holiday tradition now, by cooking it sous vide style with my new immersion circulator. I cooked it at 133° (it was already on that setting) for one hour before searing it … Continue reading

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Cheddar apple cheese ball, Mark II

A quick update: I attempted to make my cheddar apple cheese ball again, following my exact recipe from last time but with the addition of ¼ tsp. xanthan gum. Instead of taking 36 hours to firm up enough to work … Continue reading

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Sent from my [lair] with [vengeance]

I’ve expanded my to-do list again. When I become a supervillain, justice will be done upon the makers of Tapatalk and similar apps, for their ubiquitous annoying signature lines. While it’s way too early to consider the specific form said … Continue reading

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Walgreens must pay

There are worse things than having a Creedence Clearwater Revival song stuck in your head. There are not many. So when an instrumental cover of one gets used in an entire ad campaign, it pushes my buttons just a little … Continue reading

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Speaking of jewels we can’t get rid of…

Holy crap on a cracker. Jewel has her second Christmas album coming out this month. As the bowl of petunias said: Oh no, not again. Jewel is a fine artist, but her first Christmas album was to Christmas music what … Continue reading

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