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Christine must pay

While I was on an important phone call, I got a text message from an opinion research group—for Christine, the moron who put the wrong number on some political form in New Hampshire back in 2016. I can’t call back … Continue reading

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Haiku: A tragedy at Walmart

Two boxes Thin Mints! Credit cards won’t work today. No Thin Mints for me.

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The night before

The full moon is shining on the snowy ground, pumpkin bread and muffins are in the oven, and I’m nearly ready to go. My annual Macy’s parade live blog commences at 9:00 AM tomorrow! Quick update on all the rest: … Continue reading

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Unlimited chutzpah

So this was a thing that happened today: Verizon aired a commercial gushing over how wonderful their service is to first responders. Which would ordinarily be good, but this is like six weeks after they got caught throttling first responders … Continue reading

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No it’s not summer, Traci

One of the local car dealerships has a commercial that opens like this: “It’s summertime. The livin’ is easy, and so are the deals!” Who wrote that ad? They should be hit with a brick. It’s not summertime. It’s not … Continue reading

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“Most Recent” is supposed to mean something, MARK.

While Congress is grilling Zuck the Destroyer of Privacy, I hope someone in authority will spare just a moment to ask him why in the frell the Most Recent sort for the news feed is routinely missing many, many posts … Continue reading

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Nice try, Redmond

The Windows lock screen tells me helpfully that: “Microsoft Edge is now available for your Android devices.” Oh, bless your hearts. That’s adorable.

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