Tag Archives: short form

Nice try, Redmond

The Windows lock screen tells me helpfully that: “Microsoft Edge is now available for your Android devices.” Oh, bless your hearts. That’s adorable.

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Clickbait music must die

Enough. When I become a supervillain, I will criminalize the use of a ukulele or glockenspiel in the backing track to any new online video or any advertisement. (Exceptions will only be made when thematically justified, e.g. a luau.) Using … Continue reading

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Nationwide is on my List

When I become a supervillain, the execs at Nationwide responsible and the stupid, stupid, stupid stupid stupid ad agency responsible for making that hideous dead kid commercial and showing it during the Superbowl will be brought to justice. This is … Continue reading

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Enough with the Tapatalk

If you use Tapatalk to post on forums online, turn off the signature feature. Turn it the frell off. You’re adding crap to the messages for no reason, and secretly everyone wants to hit you with a rock. Update: If … Continue reading

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Cube steak sous vide attempt #1 verdict

Today I made my favorite cube steak sandwich, a holiday tradition now, by cooking it sous vide style with my new immersion circulator. I cooked it at 133° (it was already on that setting) for one hour before searing it … Continue reading

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Cheddar apple cheese ball, Mark II

A quick update: I attempted to make my cheddar apple cheese ball again, following my exact recipe from last time but with the addition of ¼ tsp. xanthan gum. Instead of taking 36 hours to firm up enough to work … Continue reading

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Sent from my [lair] with [vengeance]

I’ve expanded my to-do list again. When I become a supervillain, justice will be done upon the makers of Tapatalk and similar apps, for their ubiquitous annoying signature lines. While it’s way too early to consider the specific form said … Continue reading

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